The Many Adventures of Twiggy & Winton

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat.  that is not your beverage. that is my beverage. do you know what ‘beverage’ means? look it up.

getoutoftherecat:

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Twiggy & Winton in a nutshell

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reviewofmycat:

Cat: Dongle

Owner: Schripps

Appearance: F

My cat, like most cats, is a horrific, dirty beast. A mere glance sends shivers down my spine. Any kind of prolonged visual contact sends me into a kind of spiritual seizure, which takes weeks to recover from.

Sociability: A

Despite the above, Dongle is aggressively, fearsomely social. I left the apartment last week only to return to her hosting the entire Jets backfield in my living room. They were playing Wii Sports; she made out with the defensive coordinator. By way of explanation,  she said she’d met them on something called “Google Plus.”

Usefulness: B

Dongle is an incredibly adept drug mule. This, more than anything else, is what first drew me to her. Her drug muling is a fucking miracle to behold. It is my fervent wish that in some dystopian future, the Olympics will introduce drug muling — even only as an exhibition sport — so that her genius might retroactively be recognized by the world at large.

Huggability: F

Not even Satan would dream of hugging Dongle. What would be the point?

Overall Grade: C

Twiggy

We like, we like to snuggle!

thefrogman:

I did not see that coming.